TRIGGERnometry 'Make Orwell Fiction Again' Logo Cotton T-Shirt (Dark Text)
TRIGGERnometry 'Make Orwell Fiction Again' Logo Cotton T-Shirt (Dark Text)
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The official TRIGGERnometry “Make Orwell Fiction Again” Cotton T-Shirt features one of the podcast’s most talked-about phrases — a statement that resonates far beyond the screen. Crafted from heavyweight cotton, this durable staple tee offers a classic fit with a relaxed, casual style. Designed for everyday wear, it delivers structure and comfort without compromising on longevity.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Product Details
Product Details
- Heavyweight cotton construction
- Classic relaxed fit
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Taped neck and shoulders for added durability
- Designed for everyday casual wear
- Official TRIGGERnometry merchandise
Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, we'll gladly replace it or issue a refund within 30 days of delivery date. However, since all products are made to order, we're unable to accept returns for exchanges, different sizes and colours.
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Is this the official Triggernometry store?
Yes — this is the one and only official online store for Triggernometry merchandise. Every product here is designed, printed, and shipped through our verified partners, so you can support the show directly with every purchase.
How long will my order take to arrive?
Orders are usually processed within 1-2 business days. Delivery times depend on where you live and what you have ordered. — Clothing and Apparel is distributed by our fulfilment partners across the world, and typically take 5-7 business days to arrive at most locations, but this can vary. Prints and other unique designs can take longer. However, you’ll get tracking details as soon as your order’s on its way.
How can I contact you about my order?
If you’ve got a question, issue, or want to tell us how triggered you are, drop us an email at merch@triggerpod.co.uk. Our team will get back to you as quickly as possible.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship worldwide — because free speech has no borders. Shipping costs and delivery times will vary depending on your location, and you’ll see the total cost at checkout.